- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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