- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

i dont fisish anythi

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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