- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

I was once a hamster.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Hi, my name is Jake.

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