How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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