- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Female rights.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Justin Beiber is a good singer

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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