Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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