How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Poop

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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