Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Your mother just died.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Anti Joke

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