- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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