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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Fine, ladies first.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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