Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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