- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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