Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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A black student graduated High School

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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