what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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