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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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