- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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