ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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