Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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star wars kid

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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