- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

National security?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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