- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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