Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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