The bears will win the Super Bowl

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

white or wheat? wheat please.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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