- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

white or wheat? wheat please.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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