- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

You were born.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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