- Anti Joke

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer