- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Brain fart

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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