Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Vaginal secretions

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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