In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Trump will make America great again.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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