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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

I enjoy Popcorn

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Your moms so old. She might die soon

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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a black guy hates chicken.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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