- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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