A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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