- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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