How high is the sky? True or False

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why was the man sad? His wife left

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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