So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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