- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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