A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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