- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

That is so fetch

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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