- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Joesph Triphook.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??