What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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