- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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