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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.