- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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