- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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