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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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