What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Water? I hardly know her.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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