- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Stephen Hawking

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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