antonis sister is mighty fine

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Jesus Christ

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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