The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

WNBA

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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