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knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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