What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Anti Joke

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