- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Barack Obama is a good president.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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