why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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