- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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