- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

I went to work today....

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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