what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Sloths

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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