- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Justin Beiber

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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