what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Adam Chebali has no life

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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