- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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