yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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