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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

You were born.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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