- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

This is a joke.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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