- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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