- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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