- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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If life gives you lemonade.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Then none of us want to be right.

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