A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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