Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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hi jonny

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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