- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

The Morman Religion.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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