- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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