roses are red, violets are blue, penis

woman's lacrosse

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's blue? The sky.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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