- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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