Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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