Why Did the throw up He was sick

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why? Because.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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